deermouth:

aboonoor:

thatswherethesunsets:

LMFAO

mabylc:

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

pukicho:

destrochao:

pukicho:

For my next stunt, I’ll wake up at 5am on the day I can sleep in.

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

Early to bed and early to rise makes me a massive bitch

123daysup:

evlavie:

i think we’ve all been there tbh

me sending nudes to everyone

igu-right-giru-left:

alexander:

if this isn’t me i swear

I’m fuckin sobbing

inso-uciant:

richassness:

90s babies we’re getting old

i don’t want to talk about it

mapcus:

Me talking to myself in the morning: okay bitch, get the fuck up

h0llo:

i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

destinymoonart:

BUENOS DIAS SAMUS

cobaltdays:

act a fool sis

magearna:

crazymagicbullshit: